All Halllows Eve

The Halloween party was over before midnight, mainly due to neighbour and Brian (very big black guy who ripped his shirt open with anger in a kinda Hulk Hogan style) interaction...and ultimately the arrival of the fuzz...the nicest fuzz I have ever met I might add! Anyway, myself, Brian and an English dude called Andy ended up in an Izakaya with a random couple of Japanese guys we met on the streets. They were cool. They ordered a shit load of food and drinks for everyone and we talked in limited English...they mostly shouted names of English football players they new...they were very entertaining. They ordered 'Tako Roulette' for us all. Tako is Octopus...and it was cooked in breadcumbs. The reason it was called roulette is because one of the balls is spiked with a shit load of insanely hot sauce...so one poor bugger ends up in pain! We weren't told about this so were confused when one of the Japanese guys started running around shouting for water in Japanese!
After we realised what had happened and the Japanese guy had managed to get some senses back...we got some more. This time there were two of the hot little fuckers. Despite my efforts of swapping the balls locations on the plate so no one knew which was which, I still managed to pick one of them. Now...I am a lover of hot and spicy food. Hot curries may be hot...but this...well...I don't even wanna talk about it. Suffice to say the amount of liquid on the table was quickly reduced to nothing...Andy got one too...he was not smiling.
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